The costume was super skin tight so that my actual body features were all but visible. Where my crotch was, I attached a big fake leaf, Adam and Eve style. I bought a flesh-colored skin suit that covered me from the neck down. Finally, in the last few days before the show, I decided to go as a streaker. I had a good 2 months to prepare, and I spent most of that time worrying about what to dress up as. If it was a really crazy costume, you were more likely to get picked out of the audience to compete on the show. It was kind of a B-rating game show where the audience members dressed up in wild costumes. The day I won tickets to 'You Bet Your Ass', a less than popular late night game show, was the best day of my life. ***This is a work of fiction, a scenario I've often fantasized about***
